Ruby Spurflower, Girl Detective
The Forcel is Strong with This One

Man, New York City is really bringin’ it with their subway ads.

Okay, so Paula from Brooklyn had her dream of being a nurse shattered by attending a non-accredited school. Fair enough—I didn’t know such things existed. Thanks for the heads-up, New York.

Workforcel! Work. Forcel.

Unless that says “workforce1”, and some copywriter meant to write “City’s Workforce!” and just didn’t push “shift.” Or maybe “Workforce 1” is the name of the airplane the president takes to boost job creation? That’s probably it. Let’s go with that.

If the goal of these posters is to give me an aneurysm, mission accomplished! Maybe Paula is waiting in the next train to revive me.

Other ways to “set off uncoltrollable attraction in a man”:
-Anarchic disregard for copy editing
-Grabby, closed-mouth kissing
-Hiring Kaplan SAT Tutoring's graphic designer
-Comic Sans

Other ways to “set off uncoltrollable attraction in a man”:

-Anarchic disregard for copy editing

-Grabby, closed-mouth kissing

-Hiring Kaplan SAT Tutoring's graphic designer

-Comic Sans