Ruby Spurflower, Girl Detective
Thanks for the Lysine! And the memories. But mostly the lysine.

"Here’s the thing: I am not only a creature of civilization, I’m an asthmatic person. I will only live so long as I have stockpiled the proper inhalers. I’m effectively a cyborg. You know how in Jurassic Park, they bred those dinosaurs with the lysine deficiencies, so if they ever got off the island, they’d die? That’s me. I’m the dinosaur that’s going to die in the New World."

-John Hodgman, via Onion AV Club interview

John Hodgman gets it. Now what to do about these teeny, tiny arms?