Ruby Spurflower, Girl Detective
…And with this product posting, Etsy’s framework started splintering: small explosions spewed sequins outwards as bigger implosions sucked upcycled sweatshirt skirts into an ever-deepening abyss. Within an hour, Etsy had collapsed in on itself like a dying star.
The Most Etsy Thing Ever has been created. It cannot be outdone. 
Move it along, folks. There is nothing more to see here.

(“Chick in a Rainbow Pom Pom Hat Earrings" is real.)

…And with this product posting, Etsy’s framework started splintering: small explosions spewed sequins outwards as bigger implosions sucked upcycled sweatshirt skirts into an ever-deepening abyss. Within an hour, Etsy had collapsed in on itself like a dying star.

The Most Etsy Thing Ever has been created. It cannot be outdone. 

Move it along, folks. There is nothing more to see here.

(“Chick in a Rainbow Pom Pom Hat Earrings" is real.)

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